M & M's...not your average chocolate.

I was in my local Morrisons today, minding my own business, when these jumped out at me and fell into my basket...

I love Ms Brown, so I had to buy them! I'm responsible for hundreds of views on You Tube for the advert she stars in:

'My shell is brown, it only looks like my milk chocolate is showing...'

#sexyandiknowit 

It's hilarious! However, unfortunately as much as I would like to meet her in the shell, I fear it would be pointless entering the competition. 

It is all a big misunderstanding from nearly 10 years ago, but the US embassy won't let me in America as I can't prove that I'm not alcohol dependent. 

I'm not alcohol dependent and have even started a 30 days sober blog, but I haven't finished it yet as I can't get past day 3 for one reason or another. I work in a pub and I have friends that lead me astray (it's not the other way around. Really).

That's not the point, I had an alcohol related incident in my own country (UK), I was 18 and I was given the option of going home or in a police cell. Well, I thought that hanging out with the police would be fun, but I spent the night in a cell and all I got was some cold baked beans for breakfast and an £80 fine. Lesson learnt. 

I am aware that I can't ask you to move the competition to a more convenient location (such as my home town Worthing, West Sussex, just in case you were thinking about it), so I will just have to enjoy the crunchy goodness of these in bed with a glass of wine. 

I will be sharing them with my brother too as he still hasn't forgiven my Mum for stealing a packet of his M and M's while he was asleep over 10 years ago. He can hold a grudge, I've told him to let it go -Frozen style- but he always brings it up at family dinners. #Awkward. 

Anyway, say hi to Ms Brown for me! 

Love Becky X 

Ps. Don't the blue M and M's look like little policemen?! There is your next advert to work on...get cracking!