Plenty of Fish and Worthing town centre blokes need to be taught a thing, or five.
There are only 5 tips that are pretty simple to remember, so listen up boys (you are not men) or risk being single forever...
1. If a someone doesn't reply to your message (text, online dating, Facebook etc) try 1 more time. If you don't get a response, move on and leave the girl alone. She's just not that into you, she also doesn't want to read your shitty 'you're ugly anyway and look like a slag' messages either. Get your big boy balls on and try with someone else while keeping your dignity intact.
2. Don't 'accidentally' send a dick pic. It's not an accident, we're not impressed and will probably laugh at it with our friends once we have blocked you.
3. Pick up a dictionary. Not being able to spell is unacceptable, smart phones are smart for a reason (much smarter than you.) Use the spell check, especially if you have a profile. If you can't spell a 4 letter word, you should be made to go back to school.
4. Don't lie. If you say you like long walks along the beach but you actually don't, we don't care. You don't have to like everything we do or pretend that you are someone you are not. You will get found out, be honest and introduce us to something new.
5. Don't start messaging us over a period of 5 days then suddenly stop. If you are not interested after a while then just say you are not feeling it, again, honesty is the best policy. We won't go all psycho bitch on you (but maybe message in the morning and say you are not interested before we have a chance to reach for the wine!)
So easy and effective, start following these tips and you may get to see some nice girls that actually want to talk to you.
The above paragraph sounds a bit suggestive, but as it's aimed at men, I'll leave it as it is.
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