10 reasons why internet dating is depressing...

1. It makes you realise how judgemental you are, no likely face, you're out of the race. 

2. Teenagers will message you and start with 'Sup fittie youz well fit wanna a pick of my d*ck ;) '

3. You will eventually succumb and reply to someone who you feel sorry for, who will then message you on the hour, every hour. 

4. You will be shocked at the amount of people who are unable to spell a simple 4 letter word but weirdly have no problem spelling pus*y.   

5. You will be upset if at least 5 people haven't messaged you in a day. 

6. For some reason all of your ex's are also on the same site and will message you. You will save the sentence 'you're an ex for a reason' to save wasting valuable dating time. 

7. It makes you feel sorry for you and the rest of the single girls to see that this is all that is left of single guys. 

8. In the 'About me' section, if they guy has put 'message me' it is code for they have nothing decent to say. NEXT! 

9. You will see a gazillion pictures of guys flashing their abs which will make you look down at your muffin top and regret looking at their profiles while eating a box of cookies. 

10. The most depressing of all is when you start talking to a really gorgeous bloke, he has a decent job, a car, owns his own house, can spell and hold a decent conversation but blows everything out of the water when he admits to living in France for 9 months of the year. 

Come on! 

I would do a blog called '10 things that are great about internet dating' but I'm struggling with number 1.