Tell me your woes....sex with my boyfriend has dried up.

Sex with my boyfriend has dried up...

I am giving advice because this is my blog and because I can. 

So, sex with this woman's boyfriend has 'dried up' interesting choice of words but we won't swell, I mean dwell on that. 

So my response and advice is....

Have you tried initiating it? We women usually expect the guy to make the first move but when was the last time you tried it on? 

Why not buy some new underwear? Primark do some inexpensive and hot looking sets for £10.00. Set the mood with some candles, lay on the bed call him in or even better call his mobile. Tell him you are on the bed and explain what you want him to do to you and what you want to do to him. You should hear footsteps in less that 10 seconds. 

If you are feeling a bit more adventurous why don't you pop into your local sex shop and buy a sex toy or if you prefer, why not shop online? 

Lovehoney.com are reasonably priced and discrete but are guaranteed to have something to put a smile on yours and your partners face. Do a bit of research and read the reviews whether buying online or in a shop and pop one in your basket. 

If all else fails...have a shower, ask him to bring you a towel and give him a kiss as a thank you, while letting the towel 'accidentally' fall to the floor. 

If all of the above don't get him going, check his pulse and call an ambulance. 

More shuddering advice coming soon....