My name is Scarlett and when I grow up I want to be the crime boss of West Sussex.
I don't know why I said that, well actually Mummy told me to say that. I don't understand but I will listen to her just this once, even though I haven't bothered to listen to her all day.
For example, we went pottery painting today and Mummy said pick something and paint it nicely, so I did this....
I think it looks beautiful and original.
This is Mummy's...
We can't all be perfect can we?! Actually look at the squiggle on the right, she messed that up.
Mummy was so rude as well because she wouldn't let me paint hers. When I moaned for 5 minutes she then let me paint a splodge on the back, she's so boring.
I looked for my Hello Kitty sandals when we came back as I wanted to wear them. Mummy let me look for them for ten minutes, then I overheard her on the phone saying she had put them in the bin and didn't know how to tell me.
Thanks Mummy, now I feel like a moron!
A week today is my Birthday party and Mummy keeps asking me to point to things I like, she then completely ignored the book I pointed to and asked me if I wanted this....
The smelly sprout?! What's she trying to say?!
I'm going for a bath.
Xoxo
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