Scarlett's blog 22.8.14 and 23.8.14

Mummy told me we were going on an adventure. I don't class going to McDonalds as an adventure. Mind you she said something about going to see a stunt show and monster trucks and standing in a field. I almost said 

"Mummy, my name is Scarlett not Steve, I want to see bunnies and butterflies not monster trucks." 

So I'm kind of glad she couldn't be bothered with the pavlova. I thought pavlova was a pudding but I'm sure that's what she said, or was it polava? 

She said I was causing a commotion when I dropped all of my pens on the floor. Well if she had put them in her bag like I had asked her to instead of saying 

"I told you not to bring them! Why do you never listen?!"

Then it wouldn't have happened. To clarify I do listen sometimes but other times I do what I want because I am an independent pre-schooler. 

Anyway, in McDonalds there was the big bloke dressed in black. I asked Mummy what he was doing, she said he was a bouncer, like a security guard but she said she had no idea what he was doing in there. I do he was protecting the burgers from her and making sure she didn't eat them all! 

She cleaned our table before we left which she never usually does and smiled at the bouncer man, trying to stay in his good books so she can eat burgers. 

We then went to the fair I went on a fire engine ride and a humongous bouncy slide thing, then when Mummy was telling me to hurry up I informed her I wanted to go on the smaller bouncy castle next to the slide. 

Mummy said no but the nice man in charge said I could go and have a run around for free. I think he did it to annoy Mummy as she was huffing and puffing, I think I saw him laugh as I threw myself on the castle. 

Mummy says I got a free go as she has taught me well, no love it's all down to me and my cuteness. I know that sounds big headed but it's true. 

Today we have eaten, eaten and sung to Frozen. I know all of the words now, Mummy pretends she doesn't but I hear her singing 'let it go' in the shower. 

Think she said something about pizza, mmmm must cut down on the grease next week! 

Oh yea look what I found on a wall on the way home....

It's a little torch and it's so cool. Sorry if it's yours, let me know and I will give it back, I'm just keeping it safe.

Xoxo