I can claim baby brain

Someone asked me about astronomy earlier I was like yes I guess so, I read my star sign in the paper 

Err no that's astrology not astronomy. Ah right... Moving on to....

Vinegar. Apple cider to be precise, I read earlier in the paper that celebs are using it to aid everything from, glossy hair to weight loss to whitening teeth. I bought some on my way home. I'm not going to lie the thought of drinking it makes me feel a bit squiffy but I will give it a bash. 

It's a good job I read into it a bit more though, I was just going to gulp a couple of tablespoons but just saw that can harm your throat! This doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore.

Ok suck it up. Glass of vinegar in one hand, glass of wine in the other and with vinegar on my face (it's supposed to help with spots!)

 *Glug glug* 

Well it's not that bad....till it hits the gut and now I feel quest, but it may help with my diet as at least I don't want to eat now. 

Mind you I did just have a Chinese takeaway, for which I had to run down the  road commando no pants no bra just a top, jeans and thankfully a coat to cover my modesty to get money out when I realised I didn't have any!

Bless the delivery bloke, he waited outside my door as I ran past him shouting... 

"BE BACK IN A MINUTE HOLD ON!!"

I was sent the wrong rice though, egg fried instead of special fried but I didnt feel like I could complain as he was so sweet and waited for me to run back all sweaty and panting. 

Right I have to get this vinegar off my face it's burning my eyes! Not sure if I can stomach drinking anymore of it, I knew I should have got white wine vinegar instead of the cider one!