Willing in London

As I have been stomping around London and getting lost the majority if the time, I decided to wear my trainers this morning -insert Julia Roberts voice from pretty woman here... 'Big mistake, Huge!'

I have blisters to rival a marathon runners, and winced throughout the day whenever I had to put one foot in front of the other. Back to my trusty heels tomorrow then.

I am trying a diet called VB6, basically it is a vegan thing again but you eat vegan all day until 6pm, then eat whatever you like.

Chicken, cheese, rabbit, (my rabbit Stew will be going in one if he doesn't start to become more friendly.) It's pretty easy to do during the week but at the weekends I will be pigging out on whatever I want. Mmmm bacon.

It's a shame I can't afford to go to the theatre every night, there are posters all around the tube stations full of things I would like to see. It's like torture!

I am saving money though, I got a free dinner to take to my hostel from work today but as I walked down the street I realised I had no cutlery to use.

My hostel doesn’t have a kitchen, so I walked down the road willing for a spoon to appear. I considered using two tea stirrers as chopsticks but didn’t want to put off my fellow hostellers.

Down the road I continued, still willing for a spoon, I don’t know why I was thinking spoon instead of fork, but I was. Then, a glimmer of white plastic caught my eye...my willing had worked!

In a shop I saw them glimmer at me, I ran in, hugged them close to my chest and walked to the tube with glee.

I ate my dinner cold as there is no microwave, but turns out Spanish meatballs are surprisingly nice cold. I didn't care, I had my spoons and I was happy.

Why when I will Johnny Depp to appear, it doesn’t work?

Hmm maybe if I start extreme willing....
JOHNNY DEPP, JOHNNY DEPP, JOHNNY DEPP...

(Insert picture of Johnny Depp here.)