Plenty of...who knows what?!

So I didn't need to set up a whole new profile as I was (sadly) already on POF. I started looking at people's profiles and my goodness the guys love themselves. I've never seen so many shirtless pictures, I thought I was looking at a gay magazine. 

Then up popped Scarlett's dad. No word of a lie, I laughed and was going to look at his profile to see what it said, then realised people can see when you have looked at their profile- damn it! 

I laughed again then felt sorry for Scarlett that both of her saddo parents are on a dating website. Cringe. 

Then this came into my inbox...

His profile says he has a girlfriend and is the real life Mr Grey (ha yeah ok little boy) and NO I did not reply thank you! I highly doubt he could give me any pleasure, apart from the pleasure of laughing at him. 

'Oh yes please Mr Grey, spank me!' 

He said on his profile he doesn't have the money to fly around in helicopters (not on his Mc Donald's wage) so I'm totally over him. Not in the way he would like, I might add. 

Then I received a message from Sebastian, I LOVE that name (if it's his real one. I don't like the name Hannibal so I hope it's not really that) he seems nice. Were just chatting at the moment but in my head I'm like let's meet and see what the deal is. I don't want to be talking for like 2 weeks and then when we meet he doesn't look like his pictures or is really awkward. 

I don't want to scare him so I will wait another day before asking him out. Technically he should ask me out, bloody hate this dating game. 

Maybe I need to see what this 'tinder' is all about?