I have been away throwing a pity party for myself but I'm over it now so, hello again!
I'm a terrible mother (did I say I was over that pity party?!) and Scarlett has made sure she has told the entire school why.
She skipped into school this morning and showed the head teacher her thumb which has a plaster on it...
Scarlett: 'I've got a baddie!'
Head teacher: 'How did you do that?'
Me: 'We just had an accident.' And I scurried down to Scarlett's class to where a teaching assistant was standing...
Scarlett: 'I've got a baddie on my thumb and my elbow, I've got lots of baddies!' And off she went while I grimaced and said:
'We've been in the wars.'
The thumb baddie, was my bad.
Scarlett came in screaming she had hurt her thumb last night but wouldn't show me. There was a trickle of blood and I finally got out of her hours later that she had touched my razor as it looked 'so smooth!' Then she said:
'Its your fault mummy, you shouldn't have left it where I could touch it.'
Fair point.
The elbow baddie is when she fell off her scooter and now I've explained, there is no need for social services!
I though about going on a site like match.com but the idea of paying to talk to people doesn't sit well with me (I'm not that desperate that I need to pay, though there may be a better standard of man....pah!) So I'm going back on plenty of weirdos, fish, I mean plenty of fish.
Mind you with Plenty of fish I think the guys are looking for a pussy cat more than anything if you catch my drift.
I don't have time to mess about so if I go on a date and don't feel 'it' it's bye bye. I'm having a quarter life crisis and I need to sort it out! Where's my zing?
These blog posts may also be useful if I meet someone cray cray and get kidnapped or murdered. Haha, oh bugger, but you could say that about anyone you meet. I'm sure I will know a murderer when I see one...:/
Right let's get fishing!
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