Got her to go on the naughty step outside and she just sat there laughing for 5 minutes. Got her to go to the end of the garden and face the wall, 2 seconds later she's talking to the birds and to top it all off....while I'm trying to enjoy my bath (at 9.30 pm when she's been in bed for 2 hours) she announces she needs a poo.
Oh that's not the worst part, it's not just a poo it's an explosion. She gets it on the floor all round the toilet and down her legs, guess where she ended up.... In my bath!
I'm Trying to cut down on smoking but she's not helping, so now I'm going outside in a towel to take in some nicotine.
Then I'm going to watch deadly wives which is much as it sounds, about wives murdering their husbands. It's a good job I don't have one right now.
Scarlett has come out with a couple of corkers today though:
"do you want another sweet mummy?"
"No thanks my tummy hurts."
"You should stop drinking wine mummy."
And when she was pooing while I was in the bath (before she stole it)
Me: " you're so annoying!"
Scarlett: "I'm not annoying! Oh ok I am annoying."
Not been my day today. Tried to cook toad in the hole and I put too much batter mix in so it was like a blooming mountain and tasted like dry cardboard. Should stick to the ready meals I think, although I am not great with them either and the plastic always seems to melt.
Oh well, tomorrow is another day!
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