Dear Milk Tray Man,
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my chocolate covered heart for bringing the best box of Milk Tray out into the world.
Yesterday I was shopping in Superdrug picking up a few essentials, facemasks, vitamins, tampons, etc, when I saw some boxes of Milk Tray.
I am on a diet, so I tried to turn away from them but silly me- I’m a woman so I always NEED chocolate.
I looked at the back of the box to see what different chocolates there were, I was so excited when I saw new flavours including a truffle, salted caramel charm and the best one- apple crunch.
Looking at the box brought my attention to the fact that there are nowhere near enough apple flavoured chocolate delights, and I was hoping that you were going to sort that problem out.
I peeled open the box carefully to be greeted by a minuscule square chocolate in the middle of the box. As it was supposed to be the centre piece I was shocked at just how small it was.
I am not one to always say ‘bigger is better’ but this is a case where I feel it is appropriate to say it.
Unfortunately I had a clay face mask on at the time of eating said chocolates, so I couldn’t even open up my mouth wide enough to convey how astounded I was at the size. Not that anyone could have seen me anyway because I was in my bunk bed with curtains around it in a hostel in London, but that is not the point.
I hope this does not make you feel inadequate, but I thought I should bring it to your attention.
However, I will add the truffle was an absolute delight and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Good day to you, keep doing whatever it is that you do Mr Milk Tray.
Kind regards,
Miss Frew.
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