Then when I have pushed all of my food to one side of my plate after only taking a bite and tell Mummy I'm done, I sit back and watch the steam come out of her ears. 
I obviously have an answer for everything and I tell her I hadn't actually finished as I have food in my mouth (I've usually been chewing it for 10 minutes. Actually I don't really have any concept of time but it's usually for a long time.) 
I can't help it if most of the food she cooks tastes like cardboard. Well she is getting better, don't tell her I admitted that though. 
She tried to make dinner 'fun' tonight...
I asked for 3, told her to put ketchup on them, then told her I didn't like ketchup and then 'accidentally' dropped most of them on the floor. 
Ahh it's exhausting all of this being a child lark. 
Night! :) 
Xoxo 

 
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