Monday 2 March 2015

I only want one!

Recently, I have been asked when or if I am going to have another child more than ever, be it at the school gates or on Facebook or Twitter it's like the world is shouting:

'YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER CHILD AS YOU HAVE ONLY GOT ONE!!!' 

I did a post a while back where I was seriously considering having another child but today, I am shouting back at the world: 

'I ONLY WANT ONE!' 

Scarlett will not suffer being an only child, if anything she will benefit from it and seeing as I don't have a steady boyfriend or husband that only leaves the 'immaculate conception' route anyway.

I have come up with my top 5 reasons for not having another child...

1. I will have more money if I don't have another...sort of. I need to stop giving in to Scarlett when she spots something she wants. (Side note, no she will not grow up to be a spoilt brat...well, I'm working on it.) 

2. I would look older if I had another child...I have just about got my full nights sleep back (bar last week when she had a dream about monsters. Damn you Monsters Inc.) 

3. My boobs would not survive another pregnancy...they already flop and if they flop any further, I will be using my boobs as flippers. 

4. I like not having baby vomit over EVERYTHING. 

5. I am just too selfish. I like my life, I love my little girl who has my undivided attention (apart from when Johnny Depp is on TV) and I'm ok with it being just Me and Scarlett. 

And so should you. 


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