Monday 16 February 2015

Shock of the week...

North West (no, I'm not giving directions, I'm talking about Kanye and Kim Kardasian North-West-South-East's child) who kicked off on the front row of a fashion show, while perched on her mothers innapropriatley dressed knee...next to Anna Wintour.

How very dare she! 

How dare she drag her child to a fashion show and not expect her to NOT to have a paddy. 

The poor kid was probably in hysterics as there was not a purple dinosaur in sight (I'm a little behind the times, do kids still watch Barney? Actually North is probably just subjected to re-runs of Keeping up with the attention seeking, fame hungry, money grabbing Kardashians) she was instead forced to watch a bunch of stick insects looking like half robbers, half tramps. 

Are there not enough Kardashians around to help out with babysitting duties? 

As for the poor child's outfits, I can't understand why her parents are dressing her like she is perminatley going to a funeral (unless North is mourning her own childhood) doesn't she own a Frozen Elsa dress? 

The world is truly going mad. 

I'm off to book tockets for me and Scarlett to watch 50 shades together...or is that inappropriate?  


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