Friday 12 July 2013

Take note- online dating tips!

10 Online dating tips (that obviously as i have made them up i have adhered to....)  Don’t say the usual blah blah crap like ‘I like music, dogs and chocolate.’ Or ‘I'm just a normal girl/guy (Normal people do not exist.) give a little bit more about yourself away what music do you like, if you have been to any gigs recently, give them something to go on.  Try and stalk him, if you can get his full name and see if you can find him on social networking sites, it also helps to verify he/she is who they say they are. Google is also a good one, you just have to hope they don’t have a very common name.  Don’t put up too many selfies! Yes we all love to do it but don’t be too snap happy, put things up of you doing what you enjoy, not just poses.  If someone messages you, take the time to go through their profile. If you like what you see message back, if not don’t reply.  Don’t respond to all of the messages you get if you’re not interested! You will soon be having conversations with 20 people half of which you don’t even particularly like.  Be honest. You will soon be caught out if you say in your profile that you are a non smoking 25 year old model, when in reality fag and food breaks take up the majority of your day.  If there is no photo, there is a reason why and it usually starts with girl and ends with friend.  If they haven’t responded in a couple of days then they are not interested. Don’t bombard them with messages, if someone like you they will soon let you know.  In your profile be short and sweet, don’t ramble on forever. Don’t put lots of dislikes be positive no one likes a pessimist.  Enjoy the attention, even if they are not for you, just smile to yourself and appreciate that someone has made the effort to contact you! Right well I’m off to go through my new matches, fingers crossed for Johnny Depp. ;)

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